With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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