Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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