PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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