but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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