What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
