Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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