I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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