She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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