I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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