She's JV to your varsity
I should be sponsored by Trojan
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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