Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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