I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
she told me i tasted like america
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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