True but thats because hes a fetus.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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