his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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