Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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