If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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