then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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