Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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