I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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