you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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