you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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