One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
