You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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