An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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