Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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