I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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