Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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