So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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