STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
