Porn is love you can see.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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