So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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