When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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