I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
only if we run a train.
done.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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