i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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