he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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