I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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