found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Randomize
