this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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