if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Someone shattered a urinal.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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