its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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