After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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