I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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