But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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