that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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