i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize
