You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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