I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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