But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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