Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
sick fucks of a feather flock together
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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