Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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