I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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