i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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