bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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