so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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