She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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